I didn't scream and I didn't cry...but I need to...

O-M-G

Faceplant

hahahah

Not exactly what I remember of Legos

...but it's pretty badass

Work That!

The Teriyaki Boyz feat. Pharrell Williams and Chris Brown...pretty funny video...catchy and commercial

Reminds me of my football days...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

awesome!

No shortcuts

Just in case you were curious...hehe

Download our recording from Club NOTCH

Almost 5 hours of live recordings from Club NOTCH. Opening up is Terry Tu, then yours truly, then messers Blackbelt Andersen and Magnus International pulling up the main slot. Download it here and enjoy :)

Hilarious mugshots

The top 20 mugshots of 2008 right here.

A Preview of Things to Come???????

Escape!

HAHAHAHA

Jennifer Aniston

...is 40 and STILL FINE! The slideshow is HERE.

An interesting take on the economy

Kind of makes sense in a weird, twisted way...

Best Viral Videos of 2008

Absolutely brilliant!

DANNY HOWELLS

One of my absolutely favorite DJs of all time. A great interview on ResidentAdvisor.

Basic Instructions

Words of wisdom...and of birds...here

How to make wine...

hahahaha

What you don't normally hear...

Darth Feline

And no, this is not my cat.

Tablear Tennis

Random but funny

Big Eyes

Not exactly Chinese eyes...

Darth Vaderism

haha freedom of religion...

Lowriderzzzzzzzzzz

The Tokyo Lowrider Exhibition, as seen through the eys of Hypebeast. Pretty sweet.

Bruce Lee does Ping Pong

Sure it's a Nokia commercial, but it's still COOL

Invisible Tape

The Drunk List

Obviously, none of these pertain to me.

Amazing Cat Jump

Definitely not as Gangsta as Jamal or Miss Sheniqua...

Repeat after me: Seatbelts are for safety

T-E-A-M

And here I was racking my brain to think of a good sport to get into...all along I should've been a cheerleader.

Geek love

A nice collection of nerd happy pictures and stuff here.

The Deathstar...

RAAAAAAAAAAH

Funny lamps

Everyone knows I like lights...here are some pretty quarky ones on toxel.

NIGO

Mr. A Bathing Ape himself in an interview on Complex.

Presidential Shocker

Move of preference, I'm sure. haha

A Bee Story

You need to check this out. A quick pictoral story of how this guy took out a colony of bees living in his grill.

热狗 (HOT DOG)

Still sounds weird in Chinese to me...

High School Senior Portrait

Hilarious senior portraits...non of which would ever reflect citizens of Patrickistan...here.

I'll get the flaming paint job...

Solar Sails

FIrst ever solar sails are going to be used by none other than a Chinese shipping company, COSCO. Go Team CHINA!

OxyMORON

The Money Shot

2008 BAPE

As shown above on my fellow Virginian Pharrell, and as seen on the rest of 'em here at Hypebeast.

The New Ferrari F430 Scuderia Spider 16M

Toted as the fastest open top sportscar from the Italian thoroughbred breeder...as seen through Hypebeast. I need one.

41 foot wave!

Pretty insane surfing down in Australia.

11 Weird Weird Burgers

And this is just one of them. The rest are here.

Something like an Obamanon...

Pretty crazy collage of all the Obama headlines and front pages...here.

Blingin' Keyboard

Who knows bling? I KNOW BLING! and so does gizmodo and their article about the Datamancer Ergo Steampunk Keyboard.

Prop 8 is LAME, and so are the people behind it.

Talk about bouncing right back up...

Lucky Guy Escapes Scary Crash - Watch more Auto Videos

YES

A glimmer of hope, and a few snapshots throughout a day of voting in NYC. Click here to see them all.

And they call me Patrick Fish....

haha!

Sweet

To the next level.

And the best Halloween costume goes to...

hahaha and to think, I know these people. Awesome Jon!

The future of House Music

These guys are IT when it comes to the future of house and electronic dance music. Straight from NY, these guys are 19 and 16 and making tidal waves with their sound. Here's a quick and easy interview they did on XLR8R.com.

Carl Craig @ Cité de la Musique, Paris

Carl Craig, living techno legend, playing his Versus album with a live symphony in Paris, France, Oct 18, 2008. Pretty sweet if you have the time to watch and/or listen.

The Secret of Happiness

........

Yet another wonderful breakup letter!

Another fantastic break-up letter.

I'm starting a collection of these. Just like this one.

Beach tricks

HAHA!!

PORN

15 Worst Porno Ideas

A pig, a beer, a canon, some people

Very random, but very funny pictoral storyline. Check out the whole thing here.

What's that on his back?

hahaha the subtlety kills me.

Chairs by Pharrell

Some sweet concept chairs by Pharrell Williams (of VIRGINIA fame), done together with Domeau & Pérès, which are now on display at the Gallerie Emmanuel Perrotin in Paris.

Check out the rest here at SuperTouch. VA REPRESENT!

Up In This B1tch

HAHA found on explosm.

A Life Well Lived

Homer Every Day from Noah K. on Vimeo.

Trick or Treat at this house

Funniest is that by the time you get to the house, you'll find out it's abandoned! Check out a few more maze gardens at design:related.

FAIL

hehehe...Click on it to see the full picture.

Bad foresight...

DOH!

For those of you who have not been to my place yet...

...a tour of the front driveway

Blogging for your health

Check out Kocoon's new blog that is choc-full of info to make your life healthier...basically the anti-Patrickistan. hahaha

Whoever designed that place is a pure genius, that's all I have to say